- 911: 911 what's your emergency ?
- me: yo
- me: ....i...
- me: just killed....
- me: .....this track... *click*
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
Charles Bukowski (via thebossdonbroad)
Day 12: 5 Girls You Find Attractive.
- Ol Gurl (obviously) She’ll always be #1 to me.
- Candice Swanepoel
- Doutzen Kroes
- Erin Miller
- doesn’t like shitty movies
- taller than me
- dresses well
- will understand that i know nothing about football
- READS BOOKS (important)
- sex on fire
- knows how to cook
- dark hair
- believes in karma
- appreciates foreplay
- smells good (nice cologne is a must)
- really really ridiculously good looking
- will road trip with me
- drives a fast car
- doesn’t drink cheap ass liquor (keep it classy)
- can fix shit when it breaks
- likes Brand New<3
- hates Nickelback
- showers with me
- gives good massages
- can get romantic occasionally
- loves the 90s
- has a room as messy as mine
- but still knows where everything is
- not jealous
- majorly cute smile
- AND makes me laugh
So where are you?
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.