Tuesday, April 16, 2013

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  • 911: 911 what's your emergency ?
  • me: yo
  • me: ....i...
  • me: just killed....
  • me: .....this track... *click*
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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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Monday, November 12, 2012
“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean mockery—isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. It’s the only good fight there is.”

Charles Bukowski  (via thebossdonbroad)

^^^yes
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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Day 12: 5 Girls You Find Attractive.

imfromtheneighborhoodfruit:

  1. Ol Gurl (obviously) She’ll always be #1 to me.
  2. Candice Swanepoel
  3. Doutzen Kroes
  4. Erin Miller
  5. Beyonce
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Saturday, October 27, 2012
My new coworker, Leann Rimes.

My new coworker, Leann Rimes.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Boyfriend Credentials

  • doesn’t like shitty movies
  • taller than me
  • dresses well
  • will understand that i know nothing about football
  • READS BOOKS (important)
  • sex on fire
  • knows how to cook
  • dark hair
  • believes in karma
  • appreciates foreplay
  • committed
  • smells good (nice cologne is a must)
  • really really ridiculously good looking
  • will road trip with me
  • drives a fast car
  • doesn’t drink cheap ass liquor (keep it classy)
  • can fix shit when it breaks
  • likes Brand New<3
  • hates Nickelback
  • showers with me
  • gives good massages
  • can get romantic occasionally
  • loves the 90s
  • has a room as messy as mine
  • but still knows where everything is
  • photogenic
  • not jealous
  • majorly cute smile
  • AND makes me laugh

So where are you? 

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Thursday, October 4, 2012
Ron Ron Juice Drink Recipe If you watch Jersey Shore, then you know about this drink. Ronnie always prepped it to drink before hitting up the club. So here is another drink for all you Jersey Shore fans! Ingredients: Vodka Cranberry juice Watermelon juice or Cubed Watermelon Maraschino cherries Ice As you can see there is NO measurements for this, you need to mix up your own measurements on how strong you like your own drinks or how drunk you want to get. Instructions: Combine in a blender and serve in large red plastic cup. Fist pumping and hooking up optional.
Ron Ron Juice Drink Recipe

If you watch Jersey Shore, then you know about this drink. Ronnie always prepped it to drink before hitting up the club. So here is another drink for all you Jersey Shore fans!

Ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Cranberry juice
  • Watermelon juice or Cubed Watermelon
  • Maraschino cherries
  • Ice

As you can see there is NO measurements for this, you need to mix up your own measurements on how strong you like your own drinks or how drunk you want to get.

Instructions:

Combine in a blender and serve in large red plastic cup. Fist pumping and hooking up optional.

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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.

I mean, fuck me.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.

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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
I got it so rough (Taken with Instagram at Windsor Hills)

I got it so rough (Taken with Instagram at Windsor Hills)

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Sunday, August 5, 2012
want

want

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Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Am I there yet? (Taken with Instagram at Underwater)

Am I there yet? (Taken with Instagram at Underwater)

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Friday, July 13, 2012
Work flow (Taken with Instagram)

Work flow (Taken with Instagram)

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
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